Decor: Looks like the interior of a seaboat. Luckily, only the people sitting at the bar smell like it. There is a slight nautical theme with ugly seat coveers and lots of wood.
Cleanliness: It’s very clean… at first glance. Then you see the crumbs all over the floor from all the kids. The tables show smudges under reflected light.
Cost: Yowzers! Almost $10 a plate just for lunch makes you wonder how all the ghetto fabulous folk in the place can afford it.
Service: I hope you aren’t here on your lunch break. They are extremely slow, even when the place is not that busy. And it almost always is.
Taste: Most of the food is just ok. This place is very over-rated. The biscuits are awesome though. Colonel Sanders needs to see these and quit cooking up bricks.
Tips:
- You might have to walk from Kroger. It is always packed.
- If you see a parking spot, just grab it. You don’t have time to circle around.
- Forget coming here on Mother’s Day unless your momma doesn’t mind waiting all day. Our mommas do mind.
